dualpaperbags:

MCU Clint Barton: Rugged and Handsome Action Hero, defeats hordes of Chitauri without getting a scratch on him, lands sick jumps off skyscrapers, too cool to speak outside of quips

Comic Book Clint Barton: gets his ass kicked by russian gangsters in tracksuits on a daily basis, would probably eat floor pizza if Kate wasn’t around to stop him

(via rennerhawk)


paramorre:

Hayley Williams, Ladies and Gentlemen

(Source: paramorre, via burdenedwithgloriousfeels)


(Source: lonelytwoleggedcreatures, via merlinedcolinedkrisbian)

“A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.”

Source: some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

(via unknown-nipple)


laterovaries:

odinsns:

What should have happened in this scene.

Loki of Sass-gard

You tell ‘em, baby…

(via brainloading)


(Source: filmsoffourteen, via unknown-nipple)

aseaofquotes:

Paul Auster, Winter Journal

aseaofquotes:

Paul Auster, Winter Journal

(via gabrielscandy)

bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

(via gwenmstacey)

Me: ugh, the radio always plays the same songs
Me: *listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*

Black And Unarmed: Women And Girls Without Weapons Killed By Law Enforcement - Role Reboot

needsmoarwhatever:

Don’t forget.

(via miss-nerdgasmz)


alexa-gamboa:

"My favorite shot is where she is going..". (x)

(via thirteenmorekittenpaws)

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

(via unknown-nipple)

texanpadalecki:

@jarpad we did it

texanpadalecki:

@jarpad we did it

(via lordlokisilvertongueshipsdestiel)


(Source: wineforthree, via mega-egabitch)

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

(via butterupmypooper)